Out Of Office

Thank you for your email.

As of this Friday I am out of the office
And will remain so indefinitely.

I am sorry for the inconvenience caused,
If you’re the one who found my body.

If you require urgent assistance,
Please call your local helpline.

If I am unsuccessful
I will respond to your email on Monday.

Kind regards,
B. Roken

P.S I bequeath my biscuit supply to the person who cleans out my desk.


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